Saturday, March 1, 2014

A Message for the Non-Pregnant Spouses

Even when your pregnant spouse is being irrational, just fucking agree with her.  Make her feel better.  Don't go, "Oh, this is my chance to make a her see reason!"  That shit ain't gonna work.  We are not rational creatures right now.  Even if you disagree, just agree with her.

In that case, my husband can go fuck himself for making me feel stupid.  Fuck him.  Fuck all men.  Fucking assholes.

"I agree with you, but..."

No, no fucking "buts".  Just end your stupid fucking sentence at "you".  Didn't YOU learn anything the first time?

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