Thursday, February 13, 2014

Ravenous

I have a ravenous beast in my womb.  I've already eaten a cheese omelet of four eggs, a fried bologna sandwich, two pickle spears, two big glasses of water, and now I'm eating a bowl of cereal.  If this doesn't satiate the beast, I may have to devour my bag of carrots, which I was saving for stew tomorrow.

Squirmy kicks and demands, "FEED ME HOST!  FEED ME NOW!!"  And I just have to obey.


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