Saturday, February 8, 2014
Mommy Has a Werewolf and a Vampire Apparently
I'm starting to think that fetus are little vampires. They suck out all of mommy's energy so they can move and squirm and kick the crap out of you. There is a correlation between how much they move and how tired mommy is. I'm convinced. Where's the study on that? Let's study something useful for a change, scientists.